Rocky to be sanctioned

Found this on the onion today. This just makes you ask if they need to investigate kevin constner for his performances in American Flyers.

Rocky II, III, IV Decisions Overturned After Stallone Caught With Performance-Enhancing Drugs

PHILDELPHIA— "The only way to make so much physical progress in three to five minutes is to use anabolic steroids," sports medicine expert Bruce Thurman said.